🛑🗽🚇 ALERT: THE URBAN LEGEND IS TRUE. WE ARE SEARCHING FOR A HIGH-ENERGY HUMAN. BIG HEART REQUIRED. CHILL VIBE PREFERRED. TIMBS OPTIONAL. 🗽🚇🛑
The Bronx… we have a job opening, and honestly, the local committee of aggressive pigeons currently holding down our recruitment office is losing their patience. 🐦📋 They’ve cooed at the applications. They’ve intercepted the bagels. They’ve unanimously decided: WE NEED YOU. 😭😂 💜🎉 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🎉💜 📍 THE BRONX, NY💰 $20–$30 PER HOUR!
🧩 HELP A KIDDO METRO-CARD THEIR WAY TO SUCCESS IN A ROLE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🧪 THE UNOFFICIAL BRONX VIBE CHECK Please proceed only if you can survive these highly advanced, deeply scientific questions: 🧦 Can you keep your cool when the 4/5/6 train is delayed and the daily plan completely improvises? 🎨 Can you turn a game of Connect Four into an epic showdown without requiring a Madison Square Garden budget? 🏆 Can you celebrate a kiddo mastering a new skill like they just hit a walk-off home run at Yankee Stadium? ⚾🍎 🦆 Can you be a total goofball to get a laugh, while still keeping your eye on the goals? 💜 Do you genuinely want to help an autistic child build confidence and learn new skills? If you answered yes… CONGRATULATIONS. THE FIVE-BOROUGH WILDLIFE BOARD HAS APPROVED YOUR VIBE. 🐦✅ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎮 YOUR NEW GIG: PLAYTIME WITH A PURPOSE! You’ll work one-on-one with an awesome child, helping them grow, learn, and hit amazing milestones through interactive, engaging activities. Your daily missions might include: 🧩 Slipping learning goals secretly into a game of hide-and-seek. 🎲 Playing board games to teach the fine art of taking turns without a meltdown. 🎨 Finding creative, artistic ways to keep sessions exciting. 🌟 Throwing mini-parties for every single tiny breakthrough. 💜 Supporting amazing kids as they explore, learn, and succeed. Skip the corporate grind of staring at computer screens in a boring cubicle until you turn into a statue. Instead, use your patience, kindness, and energy to make a real, lasting impact right here in the community. IT’S REAL COOPERATIVE WORK, BUILT AROUND HUMAN CONNECTION. 🥹💜 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💸 THE PART YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS BEGGING YOU TO READ 💰 $20–$30 PER HOUR! Your checking account just stood up and cheered. Your chopped cheese and iced coffee fund just threw a party. ☕📈 ⏰ FLEXIBLE PART-TIME SHIFTS
We offer afternoon, evening, and weekend scheduling options built to slide seamlessly around your college classes, family life, or other gig commitments. 🎓 LEVEL UP YOUR RESUME!
If you're pursuing a future in Psychology, Education, Special Ed, Social Work, or Speech Therapy, this hands-on experience is exactly what NY grad schools love to see. 🤝 ABSOLUTELY NO ABA EXPERIENCE? NO PANIC.
We don't expect you to walk through the door with a behavioral science textbook memorized. NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO START!
We supply the training. You supply the heart, dependability, and willingness to learn. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🦸 THE SPECS: HUMAN EDITION ✅ You care about making people smile. ✅ You have patience to spare when learning takes time. ✅ You show up on time and take your commitments seriously. ✅ You bring warm, positive energy to every single session. ✅ You’re open to learning and accepting guidance. 🚨 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN ACCURATELY EXPLAIN THE RULES OF TAG TO A 5-YEAR-OLD WITHOUT LOSING YOUR BREATH. Please do not actually run inside the hallways. HR is watching. 😭🏃♂️ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📣 THE BRONX, YOUR NEXT CHAPTER STARTS NOW. A job paying $20-$30/hour. High-quality paid training and transferable skills. The chance to be a child’s absolute favorite part of the week. And 100% freedom from being a corporate robot. 🤖❌ 💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA 📍 The Bronx, New York
💸 $20–$30 per hour
🎓 RBT certification not required to apply! 📞 INTERESTED? DROP US A LINE OR SEND A MESSAGE RIGHT NOW!