🚨 🚨 STOP DROOLING OVER YOUR PHONE AND READ THIS RIGHT NOW! 🚨 🚨 This is not a drill. Slots are filling up faster than a teenager clears out a fridge, and LBAPS National is on the hunt for a true behavioral wizard. We are insanely selective, but if you pass the vibe check, the pay is absolutely phenomenal! 💰🔥 If you've got nerves of steel and a heart of gold, your next adventure starts here.
👑 MEET THE VIP (VERY INTENSE PORT-CHESTERITE)
- The Client: A brilliant 16-year-old male who has a lot to say. 🔷
- The Secret Weapon: You MUST speak fluent Spanish 🇪🇸 (Time to dust off that vocabulary!).
- The Clinical Vibe: He’s verbal and moderately functional, but he brings some severe behaviors to the table. We need someone highly grounded who won't blink when things get spicy. 🧠💥
- The Goal: Channel that teenage energy into shaping behaviors and smashing life skills! 📈
- The HQ: In-person, home-based therapy in Port Chester, NY 10573 🏡
- The Hustle: 15 high-impact hours per week ⏱️
- The Matrix (Schedule):
- Tuesdays: 3:30 PM – 4:30 PM (Mandatory lock-in) 🌆
- The rest of the 14 hours? Totally flexible! You and the family get to play calendar Tetris and figure out what works best. 🧩
🤝 ARE YOU THE CHOSEN ONE? We need someone deeply Empathetic ❤️ and Highly Responsible 🔑. If your superpower is staying cool, calm, and structured when the chaos levels hit 100, you are exactly who we are looking for. 📥 HOW TO CLAIM YOUR CAPE (BEFORE IT POOFS!) Do not wait. Apply this exact minute. Send in your resume right now! 📲